Chapter 7

To recap, Jacklyn’s broken pregnancy was fixed and a third child was on the way.   We left off on Emory’s teen birthday and right before the next birth.

I am no longer using Pinstar’s age up generator.  I am so sick of using the same traits repeatedly for a generation.

Here is Emory’s teen roll.  He got a corresponding trait of Evil.  He is not a Neat, Dastardly and Evil teen.

He looks just like every other kid born in this legacy.  Way to fail at genetics EA.

/Spoiler:  All kids look this same this generation.

Public Enemy Milestone 1:  Perform 25 mean interactions and be disliked by 3 sims.

Oh goodie.  Another boy.  This one is Evan.

Might as well try for another since there is space for one.

Hello boring clone child #3.

Nothing good happens for a super long time, so Trey is off to have his teen birthday.  We had to take Jade’s $200,000 she was making for her aspiration and buy a ton of $20,000 rooms, then then one window and then the 20 columns.   He maxed his aspiration that day.

I was hoping for Preston (or Trey) for heir since Preston is oldest and Trey has a completed aspiration, but that was not to be. UB better be a freakin girl.

I am so pathetic.  Here is family outing #1 for this generation.  Emory is going to be mean, Preston is going to work on his kissing aspiration, Evan had aged up (oops no pic yet), and got Social Butterfly, so he is here to pick up so new friends.

I had nothing for these two to do, so they spent the evening kissing, flirting and fishing.

The bar was pretty packed.  Jade played piano until her fingers bled.  Emory now has 8/25 mean interactions.  Evan completed milestone 1: (Make a friend, meet 10 new sims).  He is now level 2/5 of the social skill.  He still needs to be funny 20 times and make a BFF

The family had a good time (except Emory the Punk Ass meanie head) and was sent home.

Preston needs 10 kisses and 2 dates.  Well, here is his very first kiss and first date.  She is a non-issue.  She ran off before the date was half over.  It still counted as one though.

Are you kidding me?  Ugh!  Meet Christian.  Boy #toomany and our heir.

I am sure that this lady has a name, but I cannot remember it.  She was date #2 and kisses 2-10.

And by the end of the date, she was already showing signs of a baby.  Preston asked her to move in, but we added him to her homeless household and then put them in a house together.

It was family fishing day next because I was more interested in Jade getting the last cash for her aspiration.

Evan is a very unhappy boy.  I have to say, he is a spoiled brat.  I really do not like Evan.  Truth be told, I don’t like any of the kids this generation.  They are all assholes if you ask me and they all look the same.

By this time, Jade has completed her aspiration and topped her career.  It is now time to clear out her inventory and send her on her way.  I think I will make her a family too.

Jade gets Johnny Zest and a son and daughter.

Trey’s second aspiration is Love:  Serial Romantic.  Since he is a teen and cannot interact romantically with adults (or I never get the option anyway), he will have to wait until he is an adult like Preston did.  Jarrod helps Trey with his extra credit putting him at 2/3 of helping kid with homework.  He helps Evan the next day.

Jerrod needs to win two games of chess of which he is at 1/2 and chose to trounce Trey for a game.

 

Well, I got tired of Emory smashing the dollhouse and Evan trailing behind him whining like a moron.  So, I killed two birds and just sold the damn thing.

At one point, I realized that I hated this family.  Luckily Jarrod also saw the Christian is Starving notification and gave him his first bottle in 24 hours.

His next portion of his aspiration is that he needs to mentor 20 kids and have a kid top a career.  Not even going to bother unless Emory’s high school job counts.  Otherwise, Jarrod is almost dead, so no point waiting for a kid to age up and spend his whole life on a career he has almost no chance of topping in a timely manner.

Stupid Jacklyn ran off to work and left lunch on the stove.  No one has a high enough skill to resume it, so I am going to leave it.  The burner is not even on, I don’t think.

I think my main problem today is that Christian never stops crying.  I really want Trey to quit holding him and just smother him instead.

Christian:  I am heir.  Pay attention to me.  Feed me.  Change me.  Oh?  You did already?  Well, I will just scream because it pisses Jenn off and I want to see how long it takes to drive her into a child murdering rage.  I know!  *poops*   Change me again!

Five hours later…

Ten minutes later….

Jarrod just tells him to shut up and walks on past.  I had to move the kid into the hallway so that people could sleep.  Next step is sticking him outside.

Evan:  Will you shut up!
person person – x 10.=     Also, Jacklyn is now home from work and finishes up the spaghetti that did not burn down the house like it was supposed to.  She also walks past Christian like 10 times without even looking at him.

Emory stomps through the house grumbling all the way.
Christian:  *terrified*  No don’t kill me!
Me:  Yes!  Throw him out the window.
Emory:  GO TO BED, BRAT!

Christian *snore*

As soon as Emory heads back to bed…
Christian:  WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

This is seriously the only thing going on in the house.  Emory changed him and Christian went to sleep for five minutes.  Then screamed for 30 minutes and pooped again.  Jacklyn changed him and he went back to sleep for 30 minutes, then he pooped again.  I am seconds from deleting the brat.

It does amuse me that everyone is lined up in all directions to tell him to shut up.

Jacklyn:  Okay, guys.  Make sure the coast is clear.
Jarrod:  I see nothing behind me.
Evan:  This is the best day ever!
Jacklyn:  Okay, He’s in my pocket.  Let’s go find the nearest dumpster.
Christian:  Noooooo!

It finally got to be more than I could stand (he cried for another 5 hours) and I had Trey age him up.

I may have to revise my feeling of hate.  He is adorable.  I gave him the genius trait to go with his aspiration.

Oh and here it is.  Even though he got a bottle just before Trey aged him up, it did nothing for his hunger bar.  I think he must have had an issue for the past 48 hours or something.  It literally took two bowls of chips and a bowl of cereal to get his hunger bar halfway and by that time he was about to pass out, so I sent him to bed.

Evan and Christian:  Oh neat!  New house.
Everyone else:  Nooo!  Not another one!

Here is the newest version of the house.  I don’t really care for it, but it did use up 90% of their money.

It seems that Emory made a serving (which no one has ever done before) of veggie burgers.  Despite Christian’s face, him and Jacklyn are having a nice conversation.

Instead of heading to the room he shares with Evan, Christian took over the teen bedroom that I was about to add a second to bed to.

Christian:  I’m heir.  My room.  *snore*

That means the older ones steal the double bed.  I hate not being able to assign beds or lock doors.

In their spare time, Emory is mean to Jacklyn 25 times and Jacklyn is mean right back to get her quota before work completed.  It should also not surprise you that Jacklyn is dislike #1 of 3 for Emory.

It did not take Emory that long to get a visiting Jaiden to dislike him either.

It was strange getting the pop up for Jacklyn’s birthday.  She chose to make her cake and blow out her candles while Jarrod was at work and the boys were at school.

Hahaha.  She looks old.

Jacklyn only works Wednesdays and Saturdays, so there is going to be plenty of free time to read her books.  I believe she is also level 8/10 logic skill.

Emory came home from school one day and made his cake.  I was quite perplexed why he could not add candles.

I quickly found out that it was his dumbass dad.  He grabbed a piece before Emory could even set it down.

Jarrod:  Thanks for the cake.
Emory:  I’ll kick your ass if it happens again.

Emory was still enraged a little while later when he was forced to make a 2nd cake.

Emory added candles before his dad could even smell chocolate cake this time.

Jarrod:  How many more of these damned games do you need?
Christian:  Three or four.
Jarrod:  Then count me out.

After getting one game out of Trey, the rest were done with Evan.

Jarrod:  I was on my way to bed when I got the sudden urge to read to one of you brats for three hours.  Which one needs this again?
Christian:  That would be me.

Jarrod:  After the Princess killed the cheating Prince then herself, the rest of the kingdom sighed in relief and lived happily ever after.

Meanwhile, Emory pissed me off for the last time.  He was forced to fix the dollhouse and then he was tossed out of the house and into the Caliente household where Dina, Nina and Don were all cantankerous, crusty old people.

Remember earlier when Preston knocked  up that NPC?  Well, she popped out a boy (ugh!) and then died.

I am really not liking the scoring, but the score so far is 52.  I think the next legacy will have rules that make sense to me.

Peruses the 0.95 Rule Update.  Meh is all I have to say.    I like that we can now use any spouse and as many as we want.  I am sad that I did not see the spare cadet portion or the tiny family above could have lived with everyone.